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Mike Birbiglia’s guide to better storytelling. At The Onion AV.
Question: Why do some guys (I don’t frequent women’s restrooms, so I don’t know if this applies to them as well) neglect to flush after a titanic sized BM or explosive diarrhea? Is it some sort of trophy or monument to your/their colonic achievement?
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David Sedaris – A day in the bush, a night at home.
Can you avoid your period by eating boogers?
Merrill Markoe – Hospitals Develop Brilliant New Term for Kleenex
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