DVD Giveaway – Comics without Borders

Comics Without Borders: Complete Season One: The Review

Hey, comedy fans. If you like stand up comedy at all you’ll wannna get a copy of this 2 DVD set.
Russell Peters is the host of this multi-ethnic Def Comedy Jam and introduces 18 new comedians: Ahmed Ahmed, Angelo Tsarouchas, B-Phlat, Bret Ernst, Darren Carter, Dean Edwards, Edwin San Juan, Erik Griffin, Felipe Esparza, Justin Worsham, K-Von, Kristeen Von Hagen, Mike E. Winfield, Sam Tripoli, Sebastian Maniscalco, Shane Mauss, Tapan Trivedi, Yoshi Obayashi. There’s some great stuff here (Shane Mauss and Mike E. Winfield at the top) and one really annoying performance at the bottom (name withheld), but most are solid sets from solid performers. So go get yourself a copy of this now. You can thank me later.

Comics Without Borders: Complete Season One: Some Clips

Comics Without Borders: Complete Season One: The Contest

We’ve got three copies of this to give away. So, here’s the contest: Send us a joke, any joke. The best three entrants, as judged by us, win. That’s it, but we’re no pushovers so make it a good one. The contest ends Friday May 8th, 2009 at 11:59PM EST. Good luck.
Click on the Comments link and add your Joke. Region 1 DVD USA residents only.

Thanks to everybody who entered, but we’ve only got three copies to give away. So, here are the winners:

janet for:
Why do monkeys fling their poo?
Because they can’t shit bricks.

shifferbrains for:
What is brown and sounds like a bell?

Chad Riden for:
My parents are so conservative, “The 700 Club” sends THEM money.

Thanks again to everybody who entered. Look for more contests coming soon.


A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his head. The bartender says “Where’d you get that”. The parrot says “Africa, they’re all over the place”.

What’s the difference between a hooker & a drug dealer?


A hooker can wash her crack & sell it again.

What’s the difference between a pregnant chick and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb!

How many gay guys does it take to put in a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes an entire emergency room staff to remove it.

Why did Arlen Spector cross the road? Because when it comes to the Republican Primaries he was a chicken.

A guy asks God,”How long is a million years to you?”

God answers,”A million years is like a minute.”

The guy asks,”How much is a million dollars to you?”

God answers,”A million dollars is like a penny.”

The guy asks,”God, could you give me a penny?”

And God says,”In a minute.”

What’;s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? the prostitute will stop fucking you once you’re dead.

A husband and wife are eating soup. the wife spills soup all over herself and says:
“Oh no, I look like a pig”
“yes and you also have soup all over you!”

If pigs had wings then we’d all have swine flu. (swine flew, get it?) I know it sucks but it’s topical. Do I win?

If they ever remade theExcorcist, they’ll have to have the devil pulling a priest outta the kid.

Four Yankee cooks wanted to form a barbershop quartet but couldn’t because they didn’t have any hominy.

Y’all can quote me on that.

How many DJs does it take to change a light bulb? None, they sit in the dark and wait for the engineer.

Radio engineers love that joke for some reason.

A man looks at a beautiful woman across the street, & turns & says to his friend,”Her necks dirty”. And his friend says,”Her does, does her?”. Sometimes it takes awhile.

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